16 Best Pulp Lyrics

As a huge Pulp fan, it’s hard not to be captivated by, and immersed in Jarvis Cocker’s lyric writing; the euphemisms, the metaphors, the imagery. It’s honest poetry; raw and deep. I’ve accumulated some of my favourite lyrics from my favourite Pulp songs and shared them below:

1. Joyriders
“We can’t help it we’re so thick we can’t think
Can’t think of anything, but shit sleep and drink.”

2. Have You Seen Her Lately?
“First you let him in your bed,
Now he’s moved inside your head.”

3. The Fear
“And when you’re no longer searching for beauty or love
Just some kind of life with the edges taken off
When you can’t even define what it is
That you’re frightened of.”

4. Dishes
“And I’m not worried that I will never touch the stars
cos stars belong up in heaven
and the earth is where we are.”

5. Help The Aged
“And if you look very hard
Behind the lines upon their face you may see where you are headed
And it’s such a lonely place.”

6. Glory Days
“I could be a genius if I just put my mind to it,
I could do anything if only I could get round to it,
We were brought up on the space race,
Now they expect you to clean toilets
When you’ve seen how big the world is
How can you make do with this?”

7. Like A Friend
“Every time I get no further.
How long has it been?
Come on in now,
Wipe your feet on my dreams.”

8. Misshapes
“We want your homes, we want your lives,
we want the things you won’t allow us.
We won’t use guns, we won’t use bombs
We’ll use the one thing we’ve got more of – that’s our minds.”

9. Pencil Skirt
“You can tell me some lies,
about the good times that you’ve had,
but I’ve kissed your mother twice,
and now I’m working on your Dad.”

10. Common People
“Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through,
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along even though they’re laughin’ at you,
And the stupid things that you do
Because you think that poor is cool…”

11. Sorted For Es & Wizz
“Oh, is this the way they say the future’s meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field.”

12. Underwear
“If fashion is your trade,
then when you’re naked,
I guess you must be unemployed, yeah.”

13. Monday Morning
“There’s nothing to do, so you just stay in bed
Oh, poor thing
Why live in the world
When you can live in your head?”

14. The Trees
“Yeah, the trees, those useless trees,
Produce the air that I am breathing.”

15. Babies
“I know you won’t believe it’s true,
I only went with her ‘coz she looks like you.”

16. Bar Italia
“There’s only one place we can go,
It’s round the corner in Soho,
Where other broken people go.”

Which are some of your favourite Pulp lyrics? Comment and share them below!

Britpop; what it was and what it isn’t

I use the past tense because Britpop isn’t an active genre. It ended sometime in 1997. It’s certainly not and shouldn’t be used to define current British indie or rock bands simply because “they’re from Britain”.

Like any other musical revolution which gets somehow categorised as a ‘genre’ instead of a ‘culture’ – be it ‘punk’, ‘grunge’, ‘riot grrrl’, etc – Britpop was a movement. It was a term exclusive and unique to alternative bands emerging from the British independent music scene during the early 90’s.

Britpop was a retaliation against grunge which, at the time, was infesting the US. Britpop bands denounced grunge as ‘irrelevant’ and having ‘nothing to say about their lives’. Damon Albarn of Blur summed up the attitude in 1993 when after being asked if Blur were an ‘anti-grunge band’ he said, “Well, that’s good. If punk was about getting rid of hippies, then I’m getting rid of grunge.” Graham Coxon blasted Nirvana for their “awful shit” and cited grunge as a “disgusting movement”. The Gallagher brothers felt similarly;

Wikipedia got something right:

The movement developed as a reaction against various musical and cultural trends in the late 1980s and early 1990s, particularly the grunge phenomenon from the United States. In the wake of the musical invasion into the United Kingdom of American grunge bands, new British groups such as Suede and Blur launched the movement by positioning themselves as opposing musical forces, referencing British guitar music of the past. These bands were soon joined by others including Oasis, The Verve, Pulp, Supergrass, Echobelly, Sleeper and Elastica.

An American girl on Tumblr referenced Arctic Monkeys’ 2013 release “AM” as “the best Britpop album ever” and I nearly gagged. Please educate yourselves, America.

If you would like to listen to actual Britpop, give Blur’s “Parklife” (1994) a listen. It’s arguably the (actual) best example of a Britpop record there is; completely, quintessentially British, Damon Albarn writes about uniquely British topics and concerns; the culture is almost tangible – Brits can listen and relate, anyone else can listen and experience a day-in-the-life-of-type first-hand experience of what working class 90’s Britain was truly like.

WHAT BRITPOP IS: everything I just mentioned.

WHAT BRITPOP IS NOT: Post-Britpop like Stereophonics and Coldplay, pop music from Britain like One Direction, indie bands from Britain like the Arctic Monkeys, The Vaccines, and The Kooks, bands that aren’t even from Britain yet are tagged #britpop in the last.fm tag like Arcade Fire (WTF???)

Thanks for reading and Merry Christmas. Bah humbug.

10 Female-Fronted Britpop Bands

The term ‘britpop’ is often overshadowed by male band dominance – the likes of Oasis, Blur, Pulp (with the exception of Candida Doyle), Suede, Supergrass… the list goes on. People are quick to forget and undermine the array of wonderful female-fronted bands around at the time.

Well, here’s ten of my favourite female Britpop bands you may not have heard of, but should check out regardless.


I should probably start this off with Elastica; they are, after all, the seemingly ‘definitive’ Britpop girl band always remembered by critics and music journalists. But was that because of their music? Or the fact that lead singer Justine Frischmann (ex-Suede band member) was in possibly the biggest love triangle of the early 90’s with the two Britpop ‘it-boys’ of the time: Damon Albarn and Brett Anderson? Who knows. However, that’s not to take away from Elastica’s worthiness as a band; their self-titled release in 1995 is easily one of the best Britpop records ever released.

My favourite songs: Connection, Waking Up, All-Nighter


Fronted by Louise Wener, Sleeper were one of the more well-known female-fronted Britpop groups. Their sound is quite reminiscent of Blondie and even makes one draws comparisons with their peers at the time in Elastica. It wouldn’t surprise me if Louise Wener was inspired by Justine Frischmann in more than just a penchant for creating catchy pop songs and similar lyrical context (see her haircut for details) – but that doesn’t matter, because I for one much prefer Sleeper over Elastica.

My favourite songs: Inbetweener, Sale of the Century, What Do I Do Now?, Statuesque


Like Sleeper, another band that enjoyed moderate success but were often overshadowed by Elastica’s popularity and comparison – were Echobelly. In my opinion, the influence of Morrissey, The Smiths, and jangle pop is much more apparent in the music and lyrics. And after all, Morrissey was an Echobelly fan, which means they must be good.

My favourite songs: King of the Kerb, Great Things, Insomniac, I Can’t Imagine The World Without Me


Originally more of a shoegazing band, Lush’s sound eventually progressed towards uplifting Britpop with feminist undertones and anti-misogyny/anti-sexist lyrical themes. Perhaps their most famous song, Ladykillers, is a feminist anthem embracing fierce female independence. Their most successful album, Lushlife, released in 1996, is considered a 90’s masterpiece (and even features a duet with lead singer Miki Berenyi and Jarvis Cocker). Lushlife would’ve no doubt launched them into Britpop superstardom if not for the shock suicide of their drummer shortly after the release – which ultimately caused them to disband later that year.

My favourite songs: Ladykillers, Single Girl, De-Luxe, Ciao! (duet with Jarvis Cocker)

In the days of post-Britpop, Catatonia were one of the biggest – and best – rock bands to come out of Wales. With front-woman Cerys Matthews’ instantly recognisable brash vocal style and sometimes-odd lyrical subtext, they enjoyed quite large success – especially with the 1998 release of their album International Velvet. They even did a duet with Welsh legend Tom Jones.

My favourite songs: Mulder and Scully, I Am The Mob, Road Rage, Strange Glue

Fronted by Lauren Laverne and hailing from Newcastle, Kenickie (named after their favourite character from Grease), gained mild popularity with the release of their debut At The Club in 1998 – which, I can vouch for, is a great, upbeat staple to the Britpop genre. Although Kenickie never achieved major success, they were the epitomy of a 90’s pop band — lots of fun and never took things too seriously.

My favourite songs: In Your Car, Punka, Nightlife, Stay In The Sun

The Sundays:
Okay, probably technically not Britpop and perhaps leaning more towards indie – but it doesn’t really matter – because The Sundays were a really great band and deserve some love and appreciation. Formed in the late 80’s and continuing throughout the 90’s, they achieved almost unprecedented success within their genre for their debut Reading, Writing, And Arithmetic which features songs about living in England, finding a pound coin in the underground, and kicking boys until they cry. They are one of my favourite bands and a nice mellow listen. Highly recommended.

My favourite songs: I Kicked A Boy, My Finest Hour, Here’s Where The Story Ends, Can’t Be Sure

Dubstar were a trio from Newcastle lead by Sarah Blackwood. Their acclaimed 1995 debut, Disgraceful (amazing record) is full of catchy dreampop and indie melodies which gained them a lot of success early on in their career. They had a real knack for writing bright pop melodies which were then underpinned by quite somber, depressing lyrics (see: Just A Girl She Said for example). Often forgot about nowadays, but definitely worth checking out.

My favourite songs: Just A Girl She Said, Not So Manic Now, Popdorian, Stars

The Popguns:
Formed in the late 80’s, The Popguns never made much of an impact and I have no idea why. Led by frontwoman Wendy Morgan, and with Shaun Charman (ex-Wedding Present) in the line-up, The Popguns’ sound is upbeat jangle pop at it’s best. Despite their lack of mainstream success, they were, however, championed by the late great John Peel – someone who always knew a great band when he heard them. They are seriously good and seriously underrated.

My favourite songs: Waiting For The Winter, Landslide, Someone You Love, Still A World Away

salad singles bar
Despite their first album Drink Me being quite well received, Salad never really took off, which is a shame because they were a cool band and wrote some really good songs: one of my favourite lyric of theirs being “I am winter solstice waiting / Like a granite statue”

My favourite songs: Drink The Elixir, Motorbike To Heaven, Granite Statue, Machine of Menace

So there you have it. Ten female-fronted Britpop bands I like, complete with Spotify links for you to enjoy and hopefully discover some new music. Let me know what you think.

xo, c

Brett Anderson deserves your love too

So aside from writing some of the greatest songs of the ’90s with his band Suede, for some reason Brett Anderson is fairly disregarded when it comes to remembering the ‘pretty boys of Britpop’ (hello Damon Albarn), but I’m here to rectify this and set the record straight. 

Justine Frischmann (Elastica) dumped Brett for Damon Albarn (Blur) in the early ’90s before Suede hit the big time. This fueled one of the most famous feuds in the Britpop genre (the biggest one being, of course, the whole Oasis vs. Blur thing) but the love triangle was still huge news.

Whilst there’s no doubt that Damon Albarn is undeniably attractive (those eyes!) – I can’t help but feel that Brett is overshadowed and underrated due to Damon and Blur. Suede are a great, fantastic band – one of my absolute favourites – so here… I’ve attached links to five of my favourite Suede songs. Check them out and let me know what you think: Trash, The Beautiful Ones, Everything Will Flow, Saturday Night, and Metal Mickey.

Anyway… Without further ado, grace your eyes upon the ethereal creature that is Brett Anderson…










Utter insanity has always seemed quite attractive





Have I made my point yet? Do you need any more convincing?

Happy Birthday Morrissey!


This man holds such a special place in my heart. There’s not many people (I feel – especially in this day and age) who are truly able to epitomise lyrical, poetic, artistic genius; but Steven Patrick Morrissey is definitely one of them (so is my babe Jarvis Cocker just incase you were wondering… )

I wish that young performers – or indeed any current musicians – would take a leaf out of his book and try to emulate and withstand the same literary integrity that Morrissey has maintained for years.

Happy birthday Moz! You’re the bees knees!

And also a fine, fine wine…



Crying over androgynous male band members from the ’90s… again

Why are there no musicians or boys around anymore who share the same depth and substance as Morrissey, Jarvis Cocker, or as shown above, the absolute ethereal creature which is Brett Anderson? Now it’s all piercings, tattoos, and poseurs attempting (and failing) to bring back glam rock. For fuck sake.

P.S. How utterly lovely was Paula Yates? Rest in peace…

P.P.S. Suede just announced UK tour dates in October!!! And guess who will motherfucking be there!!

Some candy talkin’


I don’t really feel qualified enough to be making “outfit of the day” posts unless it’s a special occasion and/or I’ve made an effort (which isn’t very often); as the only item of clothing I find myself buying heaps of, are various t-shirts. I have about four or five pairs of jeans and will usually throw them on with anything. I’m lazy, I know.

So I, instead of of making “ootd” (outfit of the day) posts, am gunna start making “totd” (t-shirt of the day) (or indeed even “totw” – t-shirt of the week – as the concept of changing my t-shirt every day is a little ambitious)

I love the Jesus & Mary Chain. If Scottish folk know one thing it’s how to make good music. I had a bad experience in Scotland when I was younger so there’s a running inside joke between me and my friends that “the only good thing to ever come out of Scotland is undoubtedly the music” (Jesus & Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub, Cocteau Twins, The Associates, Belle & Sebastian, Aztec Camera, The Secret Goldfish, Idlewild, Arab Strap, etc. The list goes on and on.)

Obviously, the Scottish talent can’t quite match my affection for the English bands out around the same time – especially the Britpop ones – (particularly Pulp, Suede, Oasis, Supergrass, Elastica, Lush, and Blur!) but it comes pretty close. JAMC and Teenage Fanclub are two of my favourite bands of all time.

Anyway. “Psycho Candy” is my favourite, if not my second favourite record by the Jesus And Mary Chain (I can never pick between that and “Darklands”) but regardless, they’re both wonderful. “Automatic” and “Munki” also. JAMC are (I feel) quite underrated, so you should go check ’em out.