The answer, of course, is a loud, resounding “NO!”
You couldn’t possibly fathom it. Impossible. You have no idea.
What a fantastic human being though. Thank you for existing Jarvis. I love you and your flawless sexy music and heavy Northern accent and observant poetic lyrics and lanky awkward onstage dancing.
Readers, do yourselves a favour and if you’ve not previously seen it, watch the video posted below of PULP’s entire Reading 2011 headline performance. The whole thing is sex.